No. I didn't lose weight. I'm just wearing a great outfit today.
It's slimming. But thank you for noticing.
Let's get to know each other a little better. I'll start.
To this day, my favorite color is pink because I had an obsession with the Pink Power Ranger as a child. I just can't let it go. My father hunted Bigfoot in the mountains of Tennessee. He didn't find him. My mother once bought a goat because she thought it was a better investment than a lawnmower. It wasn't. I had a pet duck as a child. It drowned. It defied everything I thought I knew about ducks.
Now you go. My schedule is always open for a coffee or phone call.
OH GOD! I’m SO LONELY!
Please be my friend.